no one reads these things

iggum criggums
ill never be good at anything
thats worth anything

shnam bazzups
this chronic pain will get worse and worse
my hairline will recede into the sea

snerp cruzzums
when i was eleven years old, i figured out that life is a dumb joke
told by an idiot
the trick is not to try not to care

smile when your heart is breaking
that sort of thing

crollop trazzbot
shnuffle tanjendo
i mean transjendo