i feel yellow? is that normal!

girlz be gettin hard at the roller rink
they be felchin in the kitchen sink
transmogrifyin til its pink
i think i want to touch it

im not a slut
im just in love
rub back and forth
and pop that scuzz
its overrated
says the fuzz
just concentrate on homework

at a time like this?
ill take a shit all over your piss
and blow out your birthday candles
my stomach is full of animals

that once lived and breathed
until i squeezed
the life out of their dumb little knees
and made ice cream soup out of their poop

the kind of gloop
that goes 'bloop bloop'
ive gone so low i cannot stoop
but i dont feel like it anyways

Dear Eric,

I don't get it. This may sound fickle, but you used to be a lot cooler than you are now. I just wanted to let you know that all the guys down at the dock hate you and think your face looks stupid this year.

Get out of my dreams and into my car,
Donny Trevino
Local Union #664